Let’s use that in a sentence.

You know how people’s blogs have the word verification to authenticate the comments? Have you ever stopped and really read some of these words that you are asked to type? I’ve stumbled across some recently that gave me a chuckle, so I decided to start keeping a list of some of the best ones.

Then I decided to try to use these in a sentence.

Because it’s funnier that way.

So here we go…

asherts– “I tried to take up rollerblading, but I fell down on the sidewalk too many times and now my asherts.”

gewrwo– “I’ll have an order of hummus and pita bread with my chicken gewrwo please.”

deplac– “Grace, you wouldn’t have gingervitis if you could figure out a way to clean all deplac off of your teeth.”

upunro– “Oh crap! This boat is taking on water faster than my bilge pump can bail it out! I better get upunro us to the shore before we sink!”

ruismas– “The Bumpus dogs ate all the turkey and ruined our Christmas. We might as well call this holiday Ruismas.”

poniesxps– “My Watkins package took forever to arrive! Did they send it on the poniesxps?”

derswarts– “Mom! I think a frog has peed on that ladies nose!” “Why do you say that, Billy?” “Cuz derswarts on it.”

inille– “I had to stop going to that church because my butt’s too big to fit between the pews when inille down to pray.”

See what I’m talking about? Those things are comedy gold! Keep an eye out for some good ones and feel free to share your sentences with us.