There was this creepy vine lady walking around the BJCC on stilts at the Home and Garden Show this weekend.
When she went slithering past us some of her grape leaves got all twisted up in her inner thighs and she couldn’t take a step without fear of ripping her suit apart. Considering her arms were also on stilts covered by vines to the ground she wasn’t really able to correct the issue herself.
Thankfully there was an innocent bystander ready and willing to go over and dig around in her crotch to free her from the viney bind that she was in.
As my father-in-law said, “She needs to trim her bush.”
If that had been a man inside the costume I totally would have made a joke about his California raisins.
We’re so predictable.
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