Last weekend was Great-Granny’s 80th birthday! We celebrated with Nana, Papa, Dave and Eilleen at Red Lobster. Everyone had a great time stuffing ourselves with cheese biscuits and catching up on the latest family gossip. Garrett entertained us the whole night. And so did Uncle Dave. Happy Birthday Granny!! Wishing you many many more happy years! We love you very…
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10 month Update: G’s first Christmas
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I absolutely cannot believe my sweet baby boy will be turning one year old in just two weeks. It’s mind boggling how fast this year has flown by me. One minute I’m pregnant and nervous about giving birth and the next I’m planning a first birthday party and picking Cheerios and peas up off my kitchen floor. My last update…
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Ode to Gerber Graduates Pasta Pickup Ravioli
Filed Under: My poor kid. 6 Comments
I had a coupon. Thought I’d try.Opened the can, it smelled like formaldehyde. Reminded me of something I dissected in high schoolShould I feed it to my child? No, not really cool. Greyish beige raviolis that look like fish bait. G wouldn’t touch it, so Gus and Woodrow ate.
Curtainless Showers and Other Keepin-it-Real Tales of Moving Woe.
Filed Under: Home and Garden Stuff, I Used to be Hilarious 5 Comments
Our house has been on the market now for approximately six weeks and we haven’t had one single solitary showing. Not even a nibble. It’s extremely disheartening because I was really hoping after the holidays things would pick up for us and we would at least get ONE showing. But no. Nothing. Nada. In an effort to drum up some…
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Dear Neighbor With Red and Green Floodlights,
Filed Under: Home and Garden Stuff 3 Comments
Your house looks like a pontoon boat. I realize you think it looks festive, but really, it’s just fugly. It’s January 5th. Time to put away the navigational lights. Please go get your Little Giant from the basement and unscrew those eyesores. Sincerely,Your Neighbor with a For Sale Sign in the Yard
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