Toddler aims for Presidency
By Unskinny Boppy
In an unprecedented turn of events, a toddler from Alabama becomes the youngest presidential nominee today. At a last minute press conference held just one day before the 2008 Presidential election, nine month old Garrett declared he is running as the nominee for the Repooplican Party. When asked why he decided to run for office, he stated, “Yi yiyi Aaiy Eeeeee EEEEE Ahhhhhhh Ugh HuH HUH Huh Eeeee EeDadadadadadadada.”
Roughly translated, that means “The other candidates are about as clueless as Shaggy and Scooby before commercial break. So elect me, your qualified Repooplican candidate.” Political pundits were stunned by this profound statement made by the infant.
The candidate has not yet declared an official running mate. While the popular thought is that his dog Woodrow would become his running mate, inside sources are now speculating that actor Stewie Griffin from hit tv show The Family Guy will be announced later today.
Anonymous says
Can I sleep in the Lincoln Bedroom if I promise to change his diaper and give him a bottle?
G’s Grandma
Natalie says
Sadly, I think he’s more qualified than one of the candidates running for office. 😉
Mandy says
LOL 🙂 That shirt is too funny!
Leslie says
I’d vote for him! I’m afraid Stewie would try to take over, though.
half of vamh says
Gaw I love it!!!
Carla says
So funny! He’s just too cute!
Tiffany Phillips says
Love the shirt! He is so precious!