LOST HAIRDRESSER
Answers to the name of Josh
Last seen in the vicinity of Blue Velvet Salon in Mountain Brook, Alabama.
Approximately 5’10” tall, medium build, oodles of tattoos and piercings
Eye color: Unknown’
Hair color: Brown. Or black. Or red… or sometimes purple. Or blue.
If found please contact Rowlf, aka the girl who’s hair has gone to hell since he disappeared.
Husband of Rowlf is offering a reward of a hair appointment if found.
I hear ya! My hairdresser has gone missing, too. Perhaps they’ve run away together?
This is why my hair is tri-colored and the consistency of hay. Good times.