Ode to My Favorite Valentine’s Gift:
Strawberries are red, chocolate is brown
My husband knows that I like to chow down.
Ode to My Second Favorite Valentine’s Gift:
Roses are red, violets are lush
When he handed me this gift he said “You need to trim your bush.”
How thoughtful he is.
Wanna know what I got him?
I got him the best movie of 2010.
Here is my ode to Zombieland:
Zombies are scary, really quite bratty
I better start doing cardio, the first to go are the fatties.
We are some hardcore romantics up in this joint, eh?
Happy Valentine’s Day everybody!!
Oh boy – you don’t want to know what thought went through my mind when I read “You need to trim your bush.” Then I scrolled down and saw the trimmer and it all made sense. ;o)
Happy Valentine’s Day!
Beth!
This CRACKED me up!
Great you both have a wonderful sense of humor. You sound much like me and my husband. You have to laugh.
I added you to my favs! 🙂
[…] Last year for Valentine’s Day he bought me a hedge trimmer and told me “You need to trim your bush.” This year he tried to find a cordless leaf blower at Lowes but he struck out. I am a little disappointed, mainly because I’d like to see what that card woulda said. And also because I really wanted a cordless leaf blower after battling the Hundred Acre Woods all fall and winter. I think I need to look up Christopher Robin for some tips on lawn maintenance. […]